About Me
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"For the new faces, I'm Elizabeth, or simponic on the discord..."

Part One
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"But you didn't come here to meet me; and we don't have much time to get through everything. So let's start. Part one: Flirting With Functions!"

Flirting With Functions
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Tomorrow's Valentine's day, but you don't have a Valentine!

Desparate to find one, you turn to your computer and open Emacs and open "m-x doctor".