diff --git a/static/css/main.css b/static/css/main.css
index 0e920b8..bb2bbc2 100644
--- a/static/css/main.css
+++ b/static/css/main.css
@@ -178,7 +178,6 @@ textarea.editor-input {
 
 textarea.editor-input:focus {
     outline: none;
-    background: #f8f8f8;
 }
 
 .filler p {
@@ -227,4 +226,7 @@ footer a {
     textarea.editor-input {
         font-size: .8em;
     }
+    .desktop {
+        display: none;
+    }
 }
diff --git a/static/js/lang.js b/static/js/lang.js
index a69a843..6ecc102 100644
--- a/static/js/lang.js
+++ b/static/js/lang.js
@@ -103,7 +103,7 @@ const T = {
     DiscoverHowTo: Symbol('DiscoverHowTo'),
     With: Symbol('With'),
     Of: Symbol('Of'),
-    WeSaid: Symbol('WeSaid'),
+    RumorHasIt: Symbol('RumorHasIt'),
     WhatIf: Symbol('WhatIf'),
     LiesBang: Symbol('LiesBang'),
     EndOfStory: Symbol('EndOfStory'),
@@ -160,9 +160,10 @@ function tokenize(prog) {
                 tokens.push(T.Of);
                 break;
             }
-            case 'WE': {
-                reader.expect('SAID');
-                tokens.push(T.WeSaid);
+            case 'RUMOR': {
+                reader.expect('HAS');
+                reader.expect('IT');
+                tokens.push(T.RumorHasIt);
                 break;
             }
             case 'WHAT': {
@@ -409,7 +410,7 @@ class Parser {
                     body: this.expr(),
                 }
             }
-        } else if (next === T.WeSaid) {
+        } else if (next === T.RumorHasIt) {
             // block
             const exprs = [];
             while (this.tokens.hasNext() && this.tokens.peek() !== T.EndOfStory) {
diff --git a/static/js/main.js b/static/js/main.js
index debad58..fe242d8 100644
--- a/static/js/main.js
+++ b/static/js/main.js
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 const PROG_FACTORIAL = `YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS 'Hello, World!'
 
 DISCOVER HOW TO factorial WITH n
-WE SAID
+RUMOR HAS IT
     WHAT IF n IS ACTUALLY 0
         SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT 1
     LIES!
@@ -16,10 +16,10 @@ YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS result
 PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE`;
 
 const PROG_FIBONACCI = `DISCOVER HOW TO fibonacci WITH a, b, n
-WE SAID
+RUMOR HAS IT
     WHAT IF n SMALLER THAN 1
         SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT b
-    LIES! WE SAID
+    LIES! RUMOR HAS IT
         YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS b
         SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT
             fibonacci OF b, a PLUS b, n MINUS 1
@@ -109,11 +109,11 @@ class Editor extends Component {
         return jdom`<div class="editor fixed block">
             <div class="controls">
                 <button class="block"
-                    onclick=${this.setFibonacci}>Fibonacci sample</button>
+                    onclick=${this.setFibonacci}>Fibonacci <span class="desktop">sample</span></button>
                 <button class="block"
-                    onclick=${this.setFactorial}>Factorial sample</button>
+                    onclick=${this.setFactorial}>Factorial <span class="desktop">sample</span></button>
                 <button class="accent block"
-                    onclick=${this.handleRun}>Run this!</button>
+                    onclick=${this.handleRun}>Run<span class="desktop"> this</span>!</button>
             </div>
             <div class="code">
                 <div class="filler">
@@ -231,10 +231,10 @@ class App extends Component {
                 target="_blank">Ink</a>.
             </p>
             <h2>How much is there?</h2>
-            <p>Here's the full list of non-standard keywords that Tabloid currently uses:</p>
+            <p>Here's the full list of standard keywords that Tabloid currently uses:</p>
             <ul>
                 <li><code class="inline fixed block">DISCOVER HOW TO...WITH</code> declare a function</li>
-                <li><code class="inline fixed block">WE SAID</code> begin a block scope</li>
+                <li><code class="inline fixed block">RUMOR HAS IT</code> begin a block scope</li>
                 <li><code class="inline fixed block">A OF B, C</code> call function A with arguments B, C</li>
                 <li><code class="inline fixed block">WHAT IF...LIES!</code> an if-else expression</li>
                 <li><code class="inline fixed block">END OF STORY</code> end a block scope</li>
@@ -243,6 +243,7 @@ class App extends Component {
                 <li><code class="inline fixed block">TOTALLY RIGHT</code> true</li>
                 <li><code class="inline fixed block">COMPLETELY WRONG</code> false</li>
                 <li><code class="inline fixed block">PLUS / MINUS / TIMES / DIVIDED BY / MODULO</code> the obvious arithmetic operations</li>
+                <li><code class="inline fixed block">BEATS / SMALLER THAN</code> greater than / less than</li>
                 <li><code class="inline fixed block">IS ACTUALLY</code> is equal to</li>
                 <li><code class="inline fixed block">BEATS / SMALLER THAN</code> greater than / less than</li>
                 <li><code class="inline fixed block">SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT</code> return from a function</li>