diff --git a/static/js/main.js b/static/js/main.js
index 48cb809..7cd8e26 100644
--- a/static/js/main.js
+++ b/static/js/main.js
@@ -41,6 +41,10 @@ const HEADLINES = [
     `Programmer Who Made Everything Now Predicts the Next Big Language!`,
     `The Secret Programming Language Every 10x Programmer Recommends!`,
     `Programmers at Microsoft Hate This One Trick to Get Good at that Code Thing!`,
+    `How To Lose Brain Fat With This Programming Language!`,
+    `Your Friends Will Be Jealous About This New Programming Language!`,
+    `You Can Earn Millions With This Programming Language!`,
+    `The Cure For Cancer Could Be Found With The Programming Language!`
 ];
 
 function randomHeadline() {